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Test your understanding of the English lesson by answering these questions. You will get the answers and your score at the end of the quiz.
Knock, knock...

Why was the math book sad?

What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

What does a banana have in common with a million dollars?

Alfred: Knock, knock...
Tim: Who's there?
Alfred: Lettuce!
Tim: Lettuce who?
Alfred: ___________________!

What do you call a computer that sings?

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?

Why did the banana go to the hospital?

What is a boxer's favourite drink?

How does the ocean say hello?


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Nr. 4 – really good joke
Thanks

Tuesday, September 12th 2017

    I’m glad you liked it! Thanks for watching.

    Tuesday, September 12th 2017

My joke of The day
What is yellow and goes up and down ?
A banana on a lift
What is brown and goes up and down?
The same banana 15 days later
Aha

Have a nice day Alex

Tuesday, September 12th 2017

    Ouch. Not too bad. Haha.

    Tuesday, September 12th 2017

cool jokes
thank you a lot

Tuesday, September 12th 2017

    You’re quite welcome!

    Tuesday, September 12th 2017

Russian tourists.
The couple arrived at the resort. They move into the room.
Wife sees the mouse and starts yelling, “Ah-ah-ah-ah! Mouse! Contact reception, you better know English, and I – full zero.”
Husband calls (in English):
– Hеllo.
– Hеllo.
– Do you know “Tom and Jerry”?
– Yes, I do.
– So… Jerry is here.

Tuesday, September 12th 2017

    LOL. This is pretty good. Thanks for sharing!

    Tuesday, September 12th 2017

    Good joke :)

    Tuesday, September 12th 2017

Hi, This is Farnaz from Iran.

I have been studying English for several years, now I am at high intermediate level. I want to speak with someone in order to practice English. English in Iran is learnt as the foreign language, not second language. So I am looking to find a person to speak for 1 hour a day.

Would you please help me and introduce a friend to improve my speaking skill?

Thank you in advance for your kindness!

I am looking forward your email.

Amirfatahifarnaz@gmail.com

Tuesday, September 12th 2017

thanks teacher

Tuesday, September 12th 2017

    My pleasure. Thank you for studying with me.

    Thursday, September 14th 2017

Great teacher :)
Thank you again. You did a wonderful lesson as usual.
I got 90% )

Tuesday, September 12th 2017

    Nice work, and I’m glad you enjoyed the lesson.

    Thursday, September 14th 2017

ummm,Mr.Alex can i ask something?
Did you know what is word nigga is?

Tuesday, September 12th 2017

    Yes, it’s a politically incorrect word that is usually linked with black people/African Americans. I don’t recommend using it.

    Thursday, September 14th 2017

Wonderful lesson. 100 percent in the quiz. Thanks

Tuesday, September 12th 2017

    Nice job! I’m glad you liked the video.

    Thursday, September 14th 2017

Good jokes! Good lesson!

Tuesday, September 12th 2017

    Thanks, Aleksey. I’m happy to hear that you enjoyed the jokes and the lesson overall.

    Thursday, September 14th 2017

hahahaha good jokes Mr Alex!!Thanks for sharing with us ;)

Tuesday, September 12th 2017

    As always, it’s my pleasure. I’m glad you enjoyed the jokes! Some people think they’re a little too cheesy. :) I like these types of jokes, though.

    Thursday, September 14th 2017

Thanks Alex. The jokes are not funny! hahahah

Tuesday, September 12th 2017

    That’s okay! Everyone has a different sense of humour.

    Thursday, September 14th 2017

Hi Alex. I liked all of them, but in my opinion, the funniest was number 3: “What do you call a computer that sings?” “- A Dell (Adele).” Thank you. I’ll see you next time. Bye!

Tuesday, September 12th 2017

    Oh, the Adele joke is definitely the best one. I laughed out loud the first time I heard it. Haha. I’m glad you liked it as much as I did!

    Thursday, September 14th 2017

Hi Mr. Alex. It’s always a pleasure take part to your lessons. Thanks for your clear communication and also for the time you spend responding promptly to our comments. I really appreciate that. So hope to see you again very soon, bye for now.

Tuesday, September 12th 2017

    Any time, tiger! I’m glad you enjoyed the lesson, and I hope you feel like you’re improving your English with our videos. I try to do my best with responding to comments as quickly as possible. I’m usually successful. Thanks again for your feedback!

    Thursday, September 14th 2017

my first lesson)) I did 90%, thank you!

Tuesday, September 12th 2017

    Your first lesson? Welcome to EngVid! :) Nice job on the quiz, and I hope you enjoy the rest of our video lessons.

    Thursday, September 14th 2017

I like that one about computers. The others… well… Just kidding. Thanks Alex!

Tuesday, September 12th 2017

    Ha! It’s okay. The Adele joke is easily the best joke of this bunch. I also like the math book joke, though. Maybe because I’m getting older, so I enjoy cheesy humour?

    Thursday, September 14th 2017

      My bad Alex. You’re completely right. The joke of the math book is actually very funny. Thanks for the feedback!

      Friday, September 15th 2017

Good jokes,Alex.

Tuesday, September 12th 2017

    Thanks, Sonia. I’m glad you liked them!

    Thursday, September 14th 2017

Thanks Alex!

Tuesday, September 12th 2017

thanks teacher
you are rigth,,and you have a good method

Tuesday, September 12th 2017

je,je,je…Question number 9 was really funny. Thanks Alex, good method.

Tuesday, September 12th 2017

I enjoyed all the jokes! Thank you very much!

Tuesday, September 12th 2017

Hi Alex,
Many thanks! I’ve got 9/10
you’re my best teacher.
I feel more progress. Big kiss !!!!

Wednesday, September 13th 2017

    definitely yeah :) Good luck to you on learning and improving English.

    Thursday, September 14th 2017

I bought an alcoholic ginger beer.

He wasn’t pleased.

Wednesday, September 13th 2017

hahahaha, good jocks!!!

Wednesday, September 13th 2017

Thanks! I liked it a lot!

Wednesday, September 13th 2017

So funny lesson! Thanks,Alex

Wednesday, September 13th 2017

How can I download this video?

Wednesday, September 13th 2017

Very nice, it is my first lesson. Thanks Alex.

Wednesday, September 13th 2017

regret,i can’t see the video

Wednesday, September 13th 2017

    Hi! It looks like you’re posting from China, where YouTube is blocked. You won’t be able to watch the videos unless you use a VPN or mirror site.

    Thursday, September 14th 2017

      sorry but thanks a lot.

      Friday, September 15th 2017

It’s very funny. Haha…… I was laughing like an elephant choking a banana. May God bless you. Puasa tak?

Thursday, September 14th 2017

Thanks

Thursday, September 14th 2017

Got 08/10. ☺. Haha, i really enjoyed this lesson. It was so interesting . Thanks Alex. 😊

Thursday, September 14th 2017

Got 100%. Yay!!!

Thursday, September 14th 2017

made it 10/10. it seems quite fun to learn new way of ideas on English jokes. Thanks Teacher Alex.
That’s lovely lesson.

Friday, September 15th 2017

good jokes Alex, haha

Friday, September 15th 2017

I don´t understand these jokes. It´s not funny for me.

Friday, September 15th 2017

really its good jocks, I know it some words .

Saturday, September 16th 2017

HI Alex, this lesson was my first lesson at Engvid, thank you, It is different of some methods out there. Very good!

Saturday, September 16th 2017

Got 90%.yay!!!!!!.

Saturday, September 16th 2017

The compurter’s one killed me haha nice lesson,here is another one: How do you call a mexican man who’s lost his car?
– Carlost

Saturday, September 16th 2017

Thank you Alex. They are funny joks.

Sunday, September 17th 2017

Easy lesson to keep in mind, and enjoy the jokes, using the meanings in both senses. Thanks a lot, teacher Alex, very fun lesson.

Sunday, September 17th 2017

Awesome lesson! This is my favorite joke.
– Why is six afraid of seven?
– Because seven eight nine (seven ate nine).
:D

Monday, September 18th 2017

Nice jokes

Monday, September 18th 2017

funny and interesting 😄

Tuesday, September 19th 2017

Thank you. You make me happy at this moment

Tuesday, September 19th 2017

hahahah. Thank you, Alex. I truly appreciate your jokes, you made me laugh!!

Friday, September 22nd 2017
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