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5 types of jokes in English!
What’s the difference between a banana and a million dollars? They both have appeal. Don’t get it? You will after checking out this English jokes video. In this lesson, I look at five different TYPES of jokes, including “What’s the difference between X and Y” jokes, “knock-knock” jokes, and three others. These are standard English joke formats that have been used for thousands of jokes. Especially for social situations, it’s great to understand their format and pacing. If you want to share any jokes of your own, please share them in the comments section, and don’t forget to check out my other two joke videos if you haven’t already done so. Thanks for clicking, and (hopefully) for laughing!
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Nr. 4 – really good joke
Thanks
I’m glad you liked it! Thanks for watching.
Knock,knock.
My joke of The day
What is yellow and goes up and down ?
A banana on a lift
What is brown and goes up and down?
The same banana 15 days later
Aha
Have a nice day Alex
Ouch. Not too bad. Haha.
cool jokes
thank you a lot
You’re quite welcome!
Russian tourists.
The couple arrived at the resort. They move into the room.
Wife sees the mouse and starts yelling, “Ah-ah-ah-ah! Mouse! Contact reception, you better know English, and I – full zero.”
Husband calls (in English):
– Hеllo.
– Hеllo.
– Do you know “Tom and Jerry”?
– Yes, I do.
– So… Jerry is here.
LOL. This is pretty good. Thanks for sharing!
Good joke :)
Hi, This is Farnaz from Iran.
I have been studying English for several years, now I am at high intermediate level. I want to speak with someone in order to practice English. English in Iran is learnt as the foreign language, not second language. So I am looking to find a person to speak for 1 hour a day.
Would you please help me and introduce a friend to improve my speaking skill?
Thank you in advance for your kindness!
I am looking forward your email.
Amirfatahifarnaz@gmail.com
thanks teacher
My pleasure. Thank you for studying with me.
Great teacher :)
Thank you again. You did a wonderful lesson as usual.
I got 90% )
Nice work, and I’m glad you enjoyed the lesson.
ummm,Mr.Alex can i ask something?
Did you know what is word nigga is?
Yes, it’s a politically incorrect word that is usually linked with black people/African Americans. I don’t recommend using it.
Wonderful lesson. 100 percent in the quiz. Thanks
Nice job! I’m glad you liked the video.
Good jokes! Good lesson!
Thanks, Aleksey. I’m happy to hear that you enjoyed the jokes and the lesson overall.
hahahaha good jokes Mr Alex!!Thanks for sharing with us ;)
As always, it’s my pleasure. I’m glad you enjoyed the jokes! Some people think they’re a little too cheesy. :) I like these types of jokes, though.
Thanks Alex. The jokes are not funny! hahahah
That’s okay! Everyone has a different sense of humour.
Hi Alex. I liked all of them, but in my opinion, the funniest was number 3: “What do you call a computer that sings?” “- A Dell (Adele).” Thank you. I’ll see you next time. Bye!
Oh, the Adele joke is definitely the best one. I laughed out loud the first time I heard it. Haha. I’m glad you liked it as much as I did!
Hi Mr. Alex. It’s always a pleasure take part to your lessons. Thanks for your clear communication and also for the time you spend responding promptly to our comments. I really appreciate that. So hope to see you again very soon, bye for now.
Any time, tiger! I’m glad you enjoyed the lesson, and I hope you feel like you’re improving your English with our videos. I try to do my best with responding to comments as quickly as possible. I’m usually successful. Thanks again for your feedback!
my first lesson)) I did 90%, thank you!
Your first lesson? Welcome to EngVid! :) Nice job on the quiz, and I hope you enjoy the rest of our video lessons.
I like that one about computers. The others… well… Just kidding. Thanks Alex!
Ha! It’s okay. The Adele joke is easily the best joke of this bunch. I also like the math book joke, though. Maybe because I’m getting older, so I enjoy cheesy humour?
My bad Alex. You’re completely right. The joke of the math book is actually very funny. Thanks for the feedback!
Good jokes,Alex.
Thanks, Sonia. I’m glad you liked them!
Thanks Alex!
thanks teacher
you are rigth,,and you have a good method
je,je,je…Question number 9 was really funny. Thanks Alex, good method.
I enjoyed all the jokes! Thank you very much!
Hi Alex,
Many thanks! I’ve got 9/10
you’re my best teacher.
I feel more progress. Big kiss !!!!
definitely yeah :) Good luck to you on learning and improving English.
I bought an alcoholic ginger beer.
He wasn’t pleased.
hahahaha, good jocks!!!
Thanks! I liked it a lot!
So funny lesson! Thanks,Alex
How can I download this video?
Very nice, it is my first lesson. Thanks Alex.
regret,i can’t see the video
Hi! It looks like you’re posting from China, where YouTube is blocked. You won’t be able to watch the videos unless you use a VPN or mirror site.
sorry but thanks a lot.
It’s very funny. Haha…… I was laughing like an elephant choking a banana. May God bless you. Puasa tak?
Thanks
Got 08/10. ☺. Haha, i really enjoyed this lesson. It was so interesting . Thanks Alex. 😊
Got 100%. Yay!!!
made it 10/10. it seems quite fun to learn new way of ideas on English jokes. Thanks Teacher Alex.
That’s lovely lesson.
good jokes Alex, haha
I don´t understand these jokes. It´s not funny for me.
really its good jocks, I know it some words .
HI Alex, this lesson was my first lesson at Engvid, thank you, It is different of some methods out there. Very good!
Got 90%.yay!!!!!!.
The compurter’s one killed me haha nice lesson,here is another one: How do you call a mexican man who’s lost his car?
– Carlost
Thank you Alex. They are funny joks.
Easy lesson to keep in mind, and enjoy the jokes, using the meanings in both senses. Thanks a lot, teacher Alex, very fun lesson.
Awesome lesson! This is my favorite joke.
– Why is six afraid of seven?
– Because seven eight nine (seven ate nine).
:D
Nice jokes
funny and interesting 😄
Thanks! I’m glad you enjoyed it.
Thank you. You make me happy at this moment
That’s wonderful to hear! Thanks for studying with me.
hahahah. Thank you, Alex. I truly appreciate your jokes, you made me laugh!!
That’s great! Thanks for checking out the video.
hi .. Is there social network to communicate with native English speakers??
I’m not aware of one. I’d recommend joining a message board like reddit.com and finding an area you’re interested in, then communicating with people who have the same interest.
Hi, Alex a great lesson as always, and my joke is “Which is the king between numbers 1 to 9?”
“Let’s review for maximizing the pain”
lol
This is a good joke.
Hi Mr. Alex . Nice to meet you . I am from Viet Nam. I have been English for one year . I really speak English very very well. What is your facebook’s name ? Some , I want to call you from video call of facebook. Can you help me , please Mr.Alex ?
Very funny jokes. Very funny,indeed.
Very amusing lesson!
“Type 6” joke in video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8q2HrqgMVQ
Awesome…
Nice jokes. This is my first lesson. I enjoyed it. I also attended the quiz and got 10/10. I would like to travel through all your lessons and learn it.
Thanks.
thank you Alex, it’s really interesting
Alex, you are the best teacher… thanks!
smart!
I like them
100%
Yessss
hahahah I’m still laughing. Thanks Alex!
I like attend the exam … Very useful
Thanks for u
90%.
I liked a joke about the math book.
ahahhahh Adele is crying now.. :3
I liked yours jokes teacher.. thank you
hi Alex
It was fantastic. I like math book joke. We have many jokes in Persian language. I will send some of them to you. use it in your class. maybe it was funny.
LOL, Alex! Go on!!!
nice class
Who ate the cookies ?
Knock knock
(Who’s there?)
Seven eight nine
(Seven eight nine who?)
Seven ate nine cookies
thank a lot .
I could never find jokes funny unless someone explains the punchline. Only then I ROFL. I got all the answers right, however. Thank you, Alex, for the amusing lesson.
ahahahaha…. you can make your friends laugh or cry.
I love YOU, man :P
I want someone to have a conversation with him because I am from Yemen and it’s hard to find someone to practice with him
I am really gratefull for you all teachers.You are honestly the best teachers anyone could have ever expected or thought about.
I love this lesson so much……
You are amazing
Alex, you’re an actor. Hollywood is crying for you . It’s an English word game, but a math textbook made me laugh. It’s a really sad book. Especially for blondes.:))
love you, Alex. thank you for the lesson. it’s fun
Thanks Alex!
Thanks Alex for the video……I got 💯
Thank you
Do you know, Alex? Actually,… I LOVE YOU LONG TIME AGO!!! AND I WANT TO GIVE YOU THE CUP OF MY “PEE”!!! It is the stupid joke! XD LOL! Hope you enjoy my joke dude! Thx for your lesson! Have a nice day! XD
thanks sir,jubilant with you.
It is good indeed thanks a lot
My god ! If one day, I’ll be able to understand the subtle of this lesson, I’ll be really fluent in English. Thanks Alex.
That’s so interesting, Teacher. I really love it, especially for the pea soup and Math book joke. Thank you ^^
thanks for lesson
I am told a joke of my own experience. I went to an elderly center to apply for volunteers. After seeing the receptionist, I said that I wanted to “be a volunteer”, but because my pronunciation was not accurate, she heard that I wanted to “be work here”. She said that we do not recruit workers.
An African joke (I’m living in Africa…)
What’s Capetown without the sea?
Apetown…
I appreciated your jokes, really.
Hey ! I liked them !😅
I don’t think that these sentences are not jokes!
Never smile!!!!!
Teacher: “How did you call a deer which doesn’t have eyes?”
Student: “No idea!”(no-eye-deer)
Teacher: “Excellent, you are right.”
I got 9/10
That is my joke
what did the 0 say to the 8?
Nice!belt!