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123 COMMENTS

Nr. 4 – really good joke
Thanks

adrijana

    I’m glad you liked it! Thanks for watching.

    Alex

      Knock,knock.

      ttttuu45

My joke of The day
What is yellow and goes up and down ?
A banana on a lift
What is brown and goes up and down?
The same banana 15 days later
Aha

Have a nice day Alex

tsamp

    Ouch. Not too bad. Haha.

    Alex

cool jokes
thank you a lot

Volv

    You’re quite welcome!

    Alex

Russian tourists.
The couple arrived at the resort. They move into the room.
Wife sees the mouse and starts yelling, “Ah-ah-ah-ah! Mouse! Contact reception, you better know English, and I – full zero.”
Husband calls (in English):
– Hеllo.
– Hеllo.
– Do you know “Tom and Jerry”?
– Yes, I do.
– So… Jerry is here.

Volv

    LOL. This is pretty good. Thanks for sharing!

    Alex

    Good joke :)

    A.S.Noah

Hi, This is Farnaz from Iran.

I have been studying English for several years, now I am at high intermediate level. I want to speak with someone in order to practice English. English in Iran is learnt as the foreign language, not second language. So I am looking to find a person to speak for 1 hour a day.

Would you please help me and introduce a friend to improve my speaking skill?

Thank you in advance for your kindness!

I am looking forward your email.

Amirfatahifarnaz@gmail.com

farnazamirfatahi

thanks teacher

bashir2017

    My pleasure. Thank you for studying with me.

    Alex

Great teacher :)
Thank you again. You did a wonderful lesson as usual.
I got 90% )

bakhtiyar ali

    Nice work, and I’m glad you enjoyed the lesson.

    Alex

ummm,Mr.Alex can i ask something?
Did you know what is word nigga is?

ShiroRh

    Yes, it’s a politically incorrect word that is usually linked with black people/African Americans. I don’t recommend using it.

    Alex

Wonderful lesson. 100 percent in the quiz. Thanks

gonzaloanoeta2006

    Nice job! I’m glad you liked the video.

    Alex

Good jokes! Good lesson!

Alexey Goncharenko

    Thanks, Aleksey. I’m happy to hear that you enjoyed the jokes and the lesson overall.

    Alex

hahahaha good jokes Mr Alex!!Thanks for sharing with us ;)

knopfler86

    As always, it’s my pleasure. I’m glad you enjoyed the jokes! Some people think they’re a little too cheesy. :) I like these types of jokes, though.

    Alex

Thanks Alex. The jokes are not funny! hahahah

Abdulateef

    That’s okay! Everyone has a different sense of humour.

    Alex

Hi Alex. I liked all of them, but in my opinion, the funniest was number 3: “What do you call a computer that sings?” “- A Dell (Adele).” Thank you. I’ll see you next time. Bye!

Júlio César L Sousa

    Oh, the Adele joke is definitely the best one. I laughed out loud the first time I heard it. Haha. I’m glad you liked it as much as I did!

    Alex

Hi Mr. Alex. It’s always a pleasure take part to your lessons. Thanks for your clear communication and also for the time you spend responding promptly to our comments. I really appreciate that. So hope to see you again very soon, bye for now.

tiger888

    Any time, tiger! I’m glad you enjoyed the lesson, and I hope you feel like you’re improving your English with our videos. I try to do my best with responding to comments as quickly as possible. I’m usually successful. Thanks again for your feedback!

    Alex

my first lesson)) I did 90%, thank you!

efaame38

    Your first lesson? Welcome to EngVid! :) Nice job on the quiz, and I hope you enjoy the rest of our video lessons.

    Alex

I like that one about computers. The others… well… Just kidding. Thanks Alex!

John B

    Ha! It’s okay. The Adele joke is easily the best joke of this bunch. I also like the math book joke, though. Maybe because I’m getting older, so I enjoy cheesy humour?

    Alex

      My bad Alex. You’re completely right. The joke of the math book is actually very funny. Thanks for the feedback!

      John B

Good jokes,Alex.

Sonia1234

    Thanks, Sonia. I’m glad you liked them!

    Alex

Thanks Alex!

mohamed ramadan kholedy

thanks teacher
you are rigth,,and you have a good method

totoytintin

je,je,je…Question number 9 was really funny. Thanks Alex, good method.

Alexer

I enjoyed all the jokes! Thank you very much!

Melrose

Hi Alex,
Many thanks! I’ve got 9/10
you’re my best teacher.
I feel more progress. Big kiss !!!!

Nabila28

    definitely yeah :) Good luck to you on learning and improving English.

    bakhtiyar ali

I bought an alcoholic ginger beer.

He wasn’t pleased.

julyan

hahahaha, good jocks!!!

Fabio Chaves

Thanks! I liked it a lot!

Riversea

So funny lesson! Thanks,Alex

byte

How can I download this video?

Hayotiy

Very nice, it is my first lesson. Thanks Alex.

vaquero

regret,i can’t see the video

Phyllis Jin

    Hi! It looks like you’re posting from China, where YouTube is blocked. You won’t be able to watch the videos unless you use a VPN or mirror site.

    engVid Moderator

      sorry but thanks a lot.

      Phyllis Jin

It’s very funny. Haha…… I was laughing like an elephant choking a banana. May God bless you. Puasa tak?

ossas tak puasa

Thanks

Muhammadomer

Got 08/10. ☺. Haha, i really enjoyed this lesson. It was so interesting . Thanks Alex. 😊

Annie

Got 100%. Yay!!!

DivaVic

made it 10/10. it seems quite fun to learn new way of ideas on English jokes. Thanks Teacher Alex.
That’s lovely lesson.

Ye Yint Aung

good jokes Alex, haha

LONG P

I don´t understand these jokes. It´s not funny for me.

Lukas

really its good jocks, I know it some words .

naiil

HI Alex, this lesson was my first lesson at Engvid, thank you, It is different of some methods out there. Very good!

lucian.eduardo

Got 90%.yay!!!!!!.

Qaiserzaman

The compurter’s one killed me haha nice lesson,here is another one: How do you call a mexican man who’s lost his car?
– Carlost

Jason25Ferman

Thank you Alex. They are funny joks.

isakibrahim8315

Easy lesson to keep in mind, and enjoy the jokes, using the meanings in both senses. Thanks a lot, teacher Alex, very fun lesson.

angardiobel

Awesome lesson! This is my favorite joke.
– Why is six afraid of seven?
– Because seven eight nine (seven ate nine).
:D

roshavbg

Nice jokes

Amaleng

funny and interesting 😄

tama123

    Thanks! I’m glad you enjoyed it.

    Alex

Thank you. You make me happy at this moment

SIDIABDELLAHI

    That’s wonderful to hear! Thanks for studying with me.

    Alex

hahahah. Thank you, Alex. I truly appreciate your jokes, you made me laugh!!

JJulian

    That’s great! Thanks for checking out the video.

    Alex

hi .. Is there social network to communicate with native English speakers??

ALEX ARULRAJ

    I’m not aware of one. I’d recommend joining a message board like reddit.com and finding an area you’re interested in, then communicating with people who have the same interest.

    Alex

Hi, Alex a great lesson as always, and my joke is “Which is the king between numbers 1 to 9?”

nooralam

“Let’s review for maximizing the pain”
lol
This is a good joke.

LucasBonanno

Hi Mr. Alex . Nice to meet you . I am from Viet Nam. I have been English for one year . I really speak English very very well. What is your facebook’s name ? Some , I want to call you from video call of facebook. Can you help me , please Mr.Alex ?

Khanh Han

Very funny jokes. Very funny,indeed.

zigmund

Awesome…

Mr Worry

Nice jokes. This is my first lesson. I enjoyed it. I also attended the quiz and got 10/10. I would like to travel through all your lessons and learn it.
Thanks.

Pown

thank you Alex, it’s really interesting

phasmaarafaat

Alex, you are the best teacher… thanks!

Rodolfo.avina@flex.com

smart!
I like them

kami

100%
Yessss

kami

hahahah I’m still laughing. Thanks Alex!

sencebeno

I like attend the exam … Very useful

Thamizhselvan. S

Thanks for u

Thamizhselvan. S

90%.
I liked a joke about the math book.

Lana

ahahhahh Adele is crying now.. :3

gudubet

I liked yours jokes teacher.. thank you

Andrew890917

hi Alex
It was fantastic. I like math book joke. We have many jokes in Persian language. I will send some of them to you. use it in your class. maybe it was funny.

shahrammgh

LOL, Alex! Go on!!!

Pashel

nice class

Paulson-Louisius

Who ate the cookies ?
Knock knock
(Who’s there?)
Seven eight nine
(Seven eight nine who?)
Seven ate nine cookies

StephanieLiu

thank a lot .

ziz505

I could never find jokes funny unless someone explains the punchline. Only then I ROFL. I got all the answers right, however. Thank you, Alex, for the amusing lesson.

Lfabian2013

ahahahaha…. you can make your friends laugh or cry.

Zunny

I love YOU, man :P

jaroslaf

I want someone to have a conversation with him because I am from Yemen and it’s hard to find someone to practice with him

sam alammari

I am really gratefull for you all teachers.You are honestly the best teachers anyone could have ever expected or thought about.

sam alammari

I love this lesson so much……

Astrine

You are amazing

Tamimjabr

Alex, you’re an actor. Hollywood is crying for you . It’s an English word game, but a math textbook made me laugh. It’s a really sad book. Especially for blondes.:))

Tanushka1

love you, Alex. thank you for the lesson. it’s fun

Jenny

Thanks Alex!

Alex-1956

Thanks Alex for the video……I got 💯

jobinanna

Thank you

Asmaa2018

Do you know, Alex? Actually,… I LOVE YOU LONG TIME AGO!!! AND I WANT TO GIVE YOU THE CUP OF MY “PEE”!!! It is the stupid joke! XD LOL! Hope you enjoy my joke dude! Thx for your lesson! Have a nice day! XD

SherlyYT

thanks sir,jubilant with you.

husam simawi

It is good indeed thanks a lot

Nathomolwak@ss

My god ! If one day, I’ll be able to understand the subtle of this lesson, I’ll be really fluent in English. Thanks Alex.

beernaard

That’s so interesting, Teacher. I really love it, especially for the pea soup and Math book joke. Thank you ^^

Aullya

thanks for lesson

amirshah

I am told a joke of my own experience. I went to an elderly center to apply for volunteers. After seeing the receptionist, I said that I wanted to “be a volunteer”, but because my pronunciation was not accurate, she heard that I wanted to “be work here”. She said that we do not recruit workers.

Will Yang-Ca

An African joke (I’m living in Africa…)
What’s Capetown without the sea?
Apetown…
I appreciated your jokes, really.

mayekie

Hey ! I liked them !😅

Niloufar4j96

I don’t think that these sentences are not jokes!
Never smile!!!!!

YiXin. Lin

Teacher: “How did you call a deer which doesn’t have eyes?”
Student: “No idea!”(no-eye-deer)
Teacher: “Excellent, you are right.”

ptfe

I got 9/10

That is my joke

what did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice!belt!

Carole83

Thank you Alex. Se you in next lesson.

Mbuta51

It is good to know jokes ..

Yuni Polly

Hello Alex
It is good method for teaching with Seriously and funny teacher like you …
Sincerely
Abbas

ALI HASHEMY
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