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What does "to perform"mean, in a sexual context?

When we play with words that sound similar in English, it is called a pun. What was the pun in this joke?

What does "I'm at a loss" mean?

What is a witch doctor?

What do we call a word or phrase that we substitute for a harsh or offensive word?

What was the punchline?


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146 Comments on “Listening Comprehension – Learn English with dirty jokes”


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Very good!(Im not talking about the joke).
I started learning english listening some songs with this kind of word(Tenacious D).

Dear John, you should make more lessons with some texts ,like that about Clint Eastwood, but showing more pictures… would be FANTASTIC!

OWNA!!!

Friday, June 15th 2012

    Hi Jon! Funny joke “….1-2-3 for?” HaHaHa. But, next time, do the joke before the lesson, then the explanation. I think, in that way, we are force to think in the meanings…

    Thursday, June 21st 2012

      that’s correct!

      Monday, July 29th 2013

    hahahaha ^_^

    Wednesday, July 4th 2012

    Hi Jon:D I didn’t understand your joke from beginning so explanation was very helpful. By the way you suppose to make more similar lessons I’ll think. Thanks a lot for that. =D

    Sunday, September 2nd 2012

    Hi Jon, More jokes and more drawings, please! :)

    Monday, January 6th 2014

You’ve made my day… It was amazing and very educational at same time :P

Thank you so much!:)

Friday, June 15th 2012

Funny, but not very polite!!
You have the talent to deliver information do not do this nonsense again, / We love you Jon

Friday, June 15th 2012

Extremly unusual way of teaching. But it works. As well as I know even Shakespeare used some dirty jokes.

Friday, June 15th 2012

thanks for sharing the post. it helps a lot……..

Friday, June 15th 2012

I like watching your lessons,I can get more information and also I enjoy while watching the lessons.
thank you knock’m dead ;)

Friday, June 15th 2012

Ha ha ha i very enjoy this lesson it is a good idea to learn english

Friday, June 15th 2012

yeah I laughed good joke Jon. poor guy a whole year without sex. holycows. keep joking with more dirty jokes.

Friday, June 15th 2012

It is very good lesson.
Poor thing! That man had no sex during a year!!!
It’s terrible! We must not laugh!
We ought to cry!

Friday, June 15th 2012

HAHAHAHA. I understood all right! well done!

Friday, June 15th 2012

You are a great teacher in it short time I enjoyed with your classes, I would like receive more information and to be your pupil.
Sincerely.

Friday, June 15th 2012

Jon, Please advise the difference between log in and log on as well.

Saturday, June 16th 2012

    Sorry, it is for Alex not Jon.

    Saturday, June 16th 2012

Hi Jon! I did the quiz but I was wrong the second question beacause I answered the 3th (“the number ’4′ and the preposition ‘for’”) instead of the 2nd… could you explain me why? thanks

Saturday, June 16th 2012

Hahahahahahaha… Very good one Jon!

Saturday, June 16th 2012

I don’t understand. Why does magic powder is called pun

Saturday, June 16th 2012

if u didn’t have the explan after telling the joke, i’d not understanded why u laughing. Nice joke! Hope u have more story like that

Saturday, June 16th 2012

ahahahah funny joke…poor man! ;)

Saturday, June 16th 2012

awww he`s so cute :D

Saturday, June 16th 2012

I’m pretty sure that the answer for question number 2 should be “the number ’4′ and the preposition ‘for’” and not “the magic powder”.
What do you think?

Saturday, June 16th 2012

    You’re right, Shay. Thanks for letting us know! The quiz is now fixed.

    Saturday, June 16th 2012

You performed better than the main role of the joke. (Ha~ha~)

Sunday, June 17th 2012

hahaha, actually the punchline wasn’t that funny.
but it was useful thank you Jon :)

Sunday, June 17th 2012

Dear Jon,

thank you for the excellent lesson.
I know, what I would like is a probably a bit too much. But could you write the joke in this section?

Thank you in advance.
Take care!

Hoppel

Sunday, June 17th 2012

it’s pretty good joke

Sunday, June 17th 2012

yeah, nice joke, i didn’t get it at the first time, but when you explained at the end the joke meak sense.

Sunday, June 17th 2012

lol !!! good joke !!!

Sunday, June 17th 2012

can you please give us the subtitles of the conversition ??

Sunday, June 17th 2012

    hello Rashid, To have not subtittles is good for improve the listening. But if you have to read for listening, you can have a look on the moovies whith subtittles in your language. It’s a good and funny way too for listening ! Have a good moment with series (that’s the best way for me) !

    Wednesday, November 14th 2012

      i agree with u.

      Saturday, February 2nd 2013

      I an down with you ganery the best way I think

      Friday, July 26th 2013

Hi teachers, thanks a lot you’re wonderful, i really enjoyed the lessons very very much.

Sunday, June 17th 2012

jon
nice very good joke

Sunday, June 17th 2012

jon i think this is better way for learning english because many people get bored to continues learning so this joke will relax of our mind.

Sunday, June 17th 2012

    A agree whith you ! Thank’s, John, for this dirty joke !

    Wednesday, November 14th 2012

1,2,3 (is what) for??

Monday, June 18th 2012

that was interesting
thank you

Monday, June 18th 2012

Dear Mr. John!!!
That’s Nice Website Because I want to Learn English Lessons I Can Believe this Lesson Thats Really Good Work
Regards

Monday, June 18th 2012

ha,ha,ha

Monday, June 18th 2012

good!

Monday, June 18th 2012

Who said that you can’t tell a joke? I laugh a lot….thanks teacher!

Monday, June 18th 2012

very good lesson

Monday, June 18th 2012

I will never say ’4′ after ’3′ after this time . And I am gonna be ready all the time as usual :) That was great joke , Thanks for that …

Tuesday, June 19th 2012

The punchline was for, allright this was better lol :)

Tuesday, June 19th 2012

Dear Jon, I am an English teacher from NY having 50 years of experience teaching E. First of all, the story with your joke – is it an introduction to the course? If so, I believe you have killed it right away. What intelligent person will go on listening to the rubbish you presented! I have read the comments before posting mine. How low you should go to please an audience of this sort! Before showing up before a class a teacher MUST prepare himself or herself by at least looking up the definitions of the vocabulary he or she intends to introduce. Then a teacher has to respect the audience by carefully choosing the material, but not present a gross joke. You are more than welcome to respond, I will gladly share with you my ideas. You seem like a nice person. J.T.

Tuesday, June 19th 2012

    I agree with you
    I want you to tell what’s the best way to learn English
    Thanks

    Tuesday, June 19th 2012

    Dear Mrs Tsukerman. I things it’s important for students in E.S.L. to learn other than words on books, to learn tne speaking english. I agree with you when you tell a teacher has to respect… but he or she has to learn different sorts of words, and not only the nice words. Don’t you think students would be more interested in learning with more joke and humor ?

    Wednesday, November 14th 2012

ahahaha.
cool.. I loved

Tuesday, June 19th 2012

Praise be to God I do not need shaman

Tuesday, June 19th 2012

it was great! thanks..

Tuesday, June 19th 2012

Thanks, it was great. Another example why we have to avoid ending sentences with prepositions.

Tuesday, June 19th 2012

Hi Jon,
it really interesting, i learnt a new expression ‘at a loss’.
thank you very much for ur help

Tuesday, June 19th 2012

Good

Wednesday, June 20th 2012

thank U …it was nice of U

Wednesday, June 20th 2012

thanx

Thursday, June 21st 2012

i like ur way john of teatching and i like the jock really the poor man but i’ll wait another more polite jock jhon tk u

Thursday, June 21st 2012

hello mr jon i’m a new student if u accept me i liked this vid and the jock too but i’ll woit another one more polite u know and u’r just great and goodlooking ihope that won’t bother ur wife tk u so much jony

Thursday, June 21st 2012

Very good. More jokes? (Sidney – Brazil)

Thursday, June 21st 2012

that was funny. ha ha ha

Saturday, June 23rd 2012

funny and amazing way to learn ….

Monday, June 25th 2012

it is a good joke
thanks

Tuesday, June 26th 2012

Great teacher with a great joke!Your lesson reminded me of something I read somewhere about penis having seizures. Do penis have seizures sir? and, what kind of English expression is that?

Tuesday, June 26th 2012

i love u jon
what a awesome personality u have
plz add me in facebook

Wednesday, June 27th 2012

Hello it’s joke doesn’t make sense. It ‘s about man who wants
His penis to get down during intercourse . Sexologist says
It’s regular ,everybody does. He doesn’t worry.

Wednesday, June 27th 2012

    Dan, I think you didin’t understand the joke!!!!!

    Wednesday, April 30th 2014

slick

Thursday, June 28th 2012

A great joke.

Friday, June 29th 2012

Ha ha ha it is great

Monday, July 2nd 2012

hi jon!! this kind of joke is not suitable for a standard website!!! sorry.

Tuesday, July 3rd 2012

    Who said this was a standard website? If this type of material bothers you, you can watch one of the other 375 videos.

    Wednesday, July 4th 2012

Hi Jon,
first lesson a joke..ha ha thanks.

Saturday, July 7th 2012

thank you for this lesson

Saturday, July 7th 2012

hello, that’s a great joke, i’m waiting for another joke, thank you so much Mr., good luck, bye….

Sunday, July 8th 2012

Hi jon, that was a great joke, i am waiting for another joke, jajajajajaja, ok, good luck, bye…

Sunday, July 8th 2012

Hello Jon,
I love the way you teaching. Its truth when you said in Viet Nam, some woman said they go to pick up flower instead up im goinh to toilet. Its funny way. Im Vietnamese :)

Sunday, July 8th 2012

It’s very funny. Thank you for making me laugh, hahaha. More than that, I can know more vocabulary that were new to me before. My vocabulary store is bigger a little bit now. I have a lesson after this story: tell your partner not to say or ask anything when performing, hahaha, that is not to waste the only time of the whole year.

Thursday, July 12th 2012

It was a great and funny lesson or class.

Thanks for teaching us and give a wonder moment.

Go corinthians

Thursday, July 12th 2012

Jon,,I hope u could help me to understand this joke!

I was in Dubai. And there’s a lot of Indians who work in Dubai. And they don’t get paid that well. And I got it in my head that all the Indians there must be workers. And I forgot there’s obviously successful Indians in Dubai as well. I was doing a show, and they said, “We’re going to send a driver to pick you up.” So I went down to the lobby, and I saw this Indian guy. I go, “He’s got to be my driver.” Because he was standing there in like a cheap suit, thin mustache, staring at me. So I went over, “Excuse me, sir, are you my driver?” He goes, “No, sir. I own the hotel.” (Laughter) I go, “I’m sorry. Then why were you staring at me?” He goes, “I thought you were my driver.”

I still don’t get the last point “I thought you were my driver.”

could u explain what does he exactly means??

here is the link to watch so u could better understand it [^_^]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmXiItk49Gw

Sunday, July 15th 2012

    just like you thought that he is your driver, He thought that you are his driver lol that’s a funny one

    Thursday, July 19th 2012

just like >> why six is afraid of seven ?
cause seven eight (ate) nine
haaaahaaaaahaaaaahaaaahaaahaahahahahaahahaha

Thursday, July 19th 2012

    Lol…Hahahahahahah…very good!!!!

    Wednesday, July 25th 2012

I Didn’t Think I could to laugh a lot today. Thanks for that way to teach

Friday, July 20th 2012

I want to practice my english
My skype is victormda1
Contact me! Greetings

Monday, July 23rd 2012

I must confess your lesson caught me till the end. I wish all english teachers were so easy-going

Monday, July 23rd 2012

I love the joke…was very funny the punchline…I laughed a lot. Thank you for your funny lesson. Please tell us more jokes. See you

Wednesday, July 25th 2012

I love the joke…was very funny the punchline…I laughed a lot. Thank you for your funny lesson. Please tell us more jokes. See you

Wednesday, July 25th 2012

Thanks JON ,I REALLY LIKE YOUR JOCK,AND YOUR WAY OF TEACHING .It’s work.Have a good one .I wanna go to pick up some flowers hahahaha.

Thursday, July 26th 2012

thank

Thursday, July 26th 2012

Awesome.

Saturday, August 4th 2012

Do funny

Tuesday, August 7th 2012

So funny

Tuesday, August 7th 2012

hahahhahah!!! good, nice one!

what’s the 1-3 for!!!

Wednesday, August 8th 2012

ha ha ha. good joke.
Please teach us more nice jokes.

Wednesday, August 8th 2012

Thanks Jon just ihave a mystake i like your class very fun

Wednesday, August 15th 2012

    that’s ri8.

    Saturday, February 2nd 2013

    that’s great that u know 3 nice useful languages

    Saturday, February 2nd 2013

hahahah firstly i didn’t understood the meaning of th joke,but later this made me laugh :)

Friday, August 24th 2012

I don’t see anything that is called dirty. I think its time to we have to get uninhibited thought about sex.
By the way, I like this joke although I heard it before ( in my language). :)

Sunday, August 26th 2012

nice lesson and also nice Joke thaaaaaaaanx

Thursday, September 13th 2012

I like you, thank you, greetings from Poland!:)

Monday, September 17th 2012

It is funny joke !Can you use other jokes ………..

Monday, September 17th 2012

Hi Jon,
by the way, why your name is writing Jon instead John. Sorry maybe my question is not so polite.
I am sure your lesson can not be possible without the dirty drawing which you created.

Monday, September 17th 2012

LMAO !!!

Wednesday, October 17th 2012

I really enjoyed this video and your funny joke! Since I knew this website I cannot stop watching it!

Monday, October 22nd 2012

I got it first time.

Thursday, November 8th 2012

I like this joke.

Saturday, November 10th 2012

:D o0o0h it was wonderful lesson, And I still laughing for the joke :D :D

Wednesday, December 5th 2012

    1,2,3 n 4……. now u wont laugh entire year.

    Tuesday, March 5th 2013

Excellent One :)

Thursday, December 6th 2012

Lol,that’s what you get when you don’t share everting with your wife first. :p

Saturday, December 15th 2012

Here is one joke for the women problems at the doctor…

Woman got to the doctor for general examination. Doctor examines eyes, ears, hands, legs and at the end says:
“Now we need to check the small organ that puts women into a lot of trouble.”
Woman starts to undress and doctor says: “What ya doin’ I only want to see your tongue.”

Saturday, December 22nd 2012

This is a very good lesson to learn about the joke in English.

Sunday, December 23rd 2012

Great lesson, it was very funny and I learned some english at the same time..thanks so much Jon

Saturday, January 19th 2013

ahahah,simply amazing Jon, I have learned a lot |)

Sunday, January 20th 2013

Jon: That was a very smart and funny joke…
You did it pretty well

Wednesday, January 23rd 2013

lmao!,thanks man,good looks

Sunday, February 17th 2013

Very good concept to learn english. Better than a song. And you are quiet funny Jon. Thanks.

Tuesday, March 5th 2013

Thank you jon. I love the joke because it makes me laugh, but more importantly i love all the new words that i have learned from it.

Thursday, March 7th 2013

nice joke hahahahahaha
and a nice way to learn english too
thanks teacher
you are my favorite

Friday, March 8th 2013

its interesting way to learn english…its fun and free

Tuesday, April 2nd 2013

this joke more like anecdote :)))))))))))

Sunday, April 28th 2013

LOL… love it!

Wednesday, May 15th 2013

I’ve enjoyed the story a lot. Jon, could you make a lesson about some cool sex idioms and expressions?

Saturday, May 25th 2013

hahaha! I love dirt jokes like this! Tell us more!!

Saturday, July 13th 2013

this man must have beaten his wife to death.

Wednesday, August 14th 2013

Jon,
Very interesting point. Hard to understand to non native listeners.
Tank you

Sunday, September 29th 2013

Very funny):

Sunday, October 6th 2013

Good.Tell us more!!

Thursday, November 14th 2013

Thanks

Saturday, December 14th 2013

(100)

Thank you Jon!!!

1,2,3 greate!!!! why d… 1,2 3.. for? :-(

Wednesday, December 18th 2013

I afraid account # 4 after 3 at night

Wednesday, January 1st 2014

Hi Jon, I really would like you make a video about gym vocabulary, you know, for example exercise routine, diet and so on, thanks!

Saturday, January 11th 2014

One of the best lessons 1-2-3… º0º (Punch line)

Sunday, February 2nd 2014

67%

Wednesday, February 19th 2014

1,2,3,4 to much explanations, hhahahahahaa

Friday, February 21st 2014

You have come to Vietnam, haven’t you ? Do you enjoy it ? I’m a Vietnamese :3

Saturday, March 1st 2014

thanks Jon good lesson and it was funny performance

Sunday, May 4th 2014

It is funny. I think many were entertained.

Tuesday, May 6th 2014

6/6 Good lessons!.

Thursday, July 3rd 2014

Ha,ha,ha,nice joke!

Wednesday, July 16th 2014

anyone using LINE? invite my LINE :siregarhendra

Wednesday, July 16th 2014
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