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Very good!(Im not talking about the joke).
I started learning english listening some songs with this kind of word(Tenacious D).

Dear John, you should make more lessons with some texts ,like that about Clint Eastwood, but showing more pictures… would be FANTASTIC!

OWNA!!!

lapide

    Hi Jon! Funny joke “….1-2-3 for?” HaHaHa. But, next time, do the joke before the lesson, then the explanation. I think, in that way, we are force to think in the meanings…

    Luis Enrique

      that’s correct!

      senseless

        I didn’t understand the Joke. Anyone tell me.

        Ayase

          What did you say 1 2 3 for

          Katrylil

    hahahaha ^_^

    jennyua1992

    Hi Jon:D I didn’t understand your joke from beginning so explanation was very helpful. By the way you suppose to make more similar lessons I’ll think. Thanks a lot for that. =D

    izka1985r

    Hi Jon, More jokes and more drawings, please! :)

    SuperGosia

You’ve made my day… It was amazing and very educational at same time :P

Thank you so much!:)

Crypton

Funny, but not very polite!!
You have the talent to deliver information do not do this nonsense again, / We love you Jon

mahmoud

Extremly unusual way of teaching. But it works. As well as I know even Shakespeare used some dirty jokes.

ivan

thanks for sharing the post. it helps a lot……..

tushartechgeek

I like watching your lessons,I can get more information and also I enjoy while watching the lessons.
thank you knock’m dead ;)

bakhtiyar ali

Ha ha ha i very enjoy this lesson it is a good idea to learn english

bob rechman

yeah I laughed good joke Jon. poor guy a whole year without sex. holycows. keep joking with more dirty jokes.

Efrain Dominguez

It is very good lesson.
Poor thing! That man had no sex during a year!!!
It’s terrible! We must not laugh!
We ought to cry!

wild boar

HAHAHAHA. I understood all right! well done!

carla

You are a great teacher in it short time I enjoyed with your classes, I would like receive more information and to be your pupil.
Sincerely.

Sergio Ocampo

Jon, Please advise the difference between log in and log on as well.

zico

    Sorry, it is for Alex not Jon.

    zico

Hi Jon! I did the quiz but I was wrong the second question beacause I answered the 3th (“the number ‘4’ and the preposition ‘for'”) instead of the 2nd… could you explain me why? thanks

Marco81

Hahahahahahaha… Very good one Jon!

Marko

I don’t understand. Why does magic powder is called pun

irinaukraine

if u didn’t have the explan after telling the joke, i’d not understanded why u laughing. Nice joke! Hope u have more story like that

Vu Uoc

ahahahah funny joke…poor man! ;)

antonio9

awww he`s so cute :D

karina7

I’m pretty sure that the answer for question number 2 should be “the number ‘4’ and the preposition ‘for'” and not “the magic powder”.
What do you think?

Shay

    You’re right, Shay. Thanks for letting us know! The quiz is now fixed.

    engVid

You performed better than the main role of the joke. (Ha~ha~)

Gary

hahaha, actually the punchline wasn’t that funny.
but it was useful thank you Jon :)

uday93

Dear Jon,

thank you for the excellent lesson.
I know, what I would like is a probably a bit too much. But could you write the joke in this section?

Thank you in advance.
Take care!

Hoppel

Hoppel

it’s pretty good joke

lakshitha

yeah, nice joke, i didn’t get it at the first time, but when you explained at the end the joke meak sense.

valen2012

lol !!! good joke !!!

smbsmbsmb

can you please give us the subtitles of the conversition ??

Rashid

    hello Rashid, To have not subtittles is good for improve the listening. But if you have to read for listening, you can have a look on the moovies whith subtittles in your language. It’s a good and funny way too for listening ! Have a good moment with series (that’s the best way for me) !

    ganery

      i agree with u.

      sarahandrew

      I an down with you ganery the best way I think

      mustafa28

Hi teachers, thanks a lot you’re wonderful, i really enjoyed the lessons very very much.

Henry Jembi

jon
nice very good joke

devesh

jon i think this is better way for learning english because many people get bored to continues learning so this joke will relax of our mind.

devesh

    A agree whith you ! Thank’s, John, for this dirty joke !

    ganery

1,2,3 (is what) for??

naomi

that was interesting
thank you

nara

Dear Mr. John!!!
That’s Nice Website Because I want to Learn English Lessons I Can Believe this Lesson Thats Really Good Work
Regards

Arsalan Hafeez Dayo

ha,ha,ha

raul

good!

paula97

Who said that you can’t tell a joke? I laugh a lot….thanks teacher!

patricia

very good lesson

arnaudfernandes26

I will never say ‘4’ after ‘3’ after this time . And I am gonna be ready all the time as usual :) That was great joke , Thanks for that …

enis

The punchline was for, allright this was better lol :)

enis

Dear Jon, I am an English teacher from NY having 50 years of experience teaching E. First of all, the story with your joke – is it an introduction to the course? If so, I believe you have killed it right away. What intelligent person will go on listening to the rubbish you presented! I have read the comments before posting mine. How low you should go to please an audience of this sort! Before showing up before a class a teacher MUST prepare himself or herself by at least looking up the definitions of the vocabulary he or she intends to introduce. Then a teacher has to respect the audience by carefully choosing the material, but not present a gross joke. You are more than welcome to respond, I will gladly share with you my ideas. You seem like a nice person. J.T.

Julia Tsukerman

    I agree with you
    I want you to tell what’s the best way to learn English
    Thanks

    Ahmed

    Dear Mrs Tsukerman. I things it’s important for students in E.S.L. to learn other than words on books, to learn tne speaking english. I agree with you when you tell a teacher has to respect… but he or she has to learn different sorts of words, and not only the nice words. Don’t you think students would be more interested in learning with more joke and humor ?

    ganery

ahahaha.
cool.. I loved

Adriano

Praise be to God I do not need shaman

mahdi74

it was great! thanks..

ali1986

Thanks, it was great. Another example why we have to avoid ending sentences with prepositions.

Fdoctor

Hi Jon,
it really interesting, i learnt a new expression ‘at a loss’.
thank you very much for ur help

rahmatuld

Good

abm

thank U …it was nice of U

alpepsiman

thanx

roosh

i like ur way john of teatching and i like the jock really the poor man but i’ll wait another more polite jock jhon tk u

hajar

hello mr jon i’m a new student if u accept me i liked this vid and the jock too but i’ll woit another one more polite u know and u’r just great and goodlooking ihope that won’t bother ur wife tk u so much jony

hajar

Very good. More jokes? (Sidney – Brazil)

Sidney

that was funny. ha ha ha

kdy102

funny and amazing way to learn ….

pooshan

it is a good joke
thanks

samft

Great teacher with a great joke!Your lesson reminded me of something I read somewhere about penis having seizures. Do penis have seizures sir? and, what kind of English expression is that?

dkwg4j

i love u jon
what a awesome personality u have
plz add me in facebook

rony

Hello it’s joke doesn’t make sense. It ‘s about man who wants
His penis to get down during intercourse . Sexologist says
It’s regular ,everybody does. He doesn’t worry.

Dan

    Dan, I think you didin’t understand the joke!!!!!

    zizi

slick

imber

A great joke.

jamie19

Ha ha ha it is great

jandrogc

hi jon!! this kind of joke is not suitable for a standard website!!! sorry.

bijug

    Who said this was a standard website? If this type of material bothers you, you can watch one of the other 375 videos.

    engVid

Hi Jon,
first lesson a joke..ha ha thanks.

ertan

thank you for this lesson

saud2012

hello, that’s a great joke, i’m waiting for another joke, thank you so much Mr., good luck, bye….

andoni

Hi jon, that was a great joke, i am waiting for another joke, jajajajajaja, ok, good luck, bye…

andoniman1

Hello Jon,
I love the way you teaching. Its truth when you said in Viet Nam, some woman said they go to pick up flower instead up im goinh to toilet. Its funny way. Im Vietnamese :)

Lien Hoang Le

It’s very funny. Thank you for making me laugh, hahaha. More than that, I can know more vocabulary that were new to me before. My vocabulary store is bigger a little bit now. I have a lesson after this story: tell your partner not to say or ask anything when performing, hahaha, that is not to waste the only time of the whole year.

phung

It was a great and funny lesson or class.

Thanks for teaching us and give a wonder moment.

Go corinthians

rodrigo carlos dias

Jon,,I hope u could help me to understand this joke!

I was in Dubai. And there’s a lot of Indians who work in Dubai. And they don’t get paid that well. And I got it in my head that all the Indians there must be workers. And I forgot there’s obviously successful Indians in Dubai as well. I was doing a show, and they said, “We’re going to send a driver to pick you up.” So I went down to the lobby, and I saw this Indian guy. I go, “He’s got to be my driver.” Because he was standing there in like a cheap suit, thin mustache, staring at me. So I went over, “Excuse me, sir, are you my driver?” He goes, “No, sir. I own the hotel.” (Laughter) I go, “I’m sorry. Then why were you staring at me?” He goes, “I thought you were my driver.”

I still don’t get the last point “I thought you were my driver.”

could u explain what does he exactly means??

here is the link to watch so u could better understand it [^_^]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmXiItk49Gw

hanikorshab

    just like you thought that he is your driver, He thought that you are his driver lol that’s a funny one

    douf

just like >> why six is afraid of seven ?
cause seven eight (ate) nine
haaaahaaaaahaaaaahaaaahaaahaahahahahaahahaha

douf

    Lol…Hahahahahahah…very good!!!!

    Angelina

I Didn’t Think I could to laugh a lot today. Thanks for that way to teach

palix

I want to practice my english
My skype is victormda1
Contact me! Greetings

vmda

I must confess your lesson caught me till the end. I wish all english teachers were so easy-going

juan manuel

I love the joke…was very funny the punchline…I laughed a lot. Thank you for your funny lesson. Please tell us more jokes. See you

Angelina

I love the joke…was very funny the punchline…I laughed a lot. Thank you for your funny lesson. Please tell us more jokes. See you

Angelina

Thanks JON ,I REALLY LIKE YOUR JOCK,AND YOUR WAY OF TEACHING .It’s work.Have a good one .I wanna go to pick up some flowers hahahaha.

Momndad

thank

ronel

Awesome.

Jancoover

Do funny

cherryleonardi

So funny

cherryleonardi

hahahhahah!!! good, nice one!

what’s the 1-3 for!!!

Richard

ha ha ha. good joke.
Please teach us more nice jokes.

ani

Thanks Jon just ihave a mystake i like your class very fun

albertblue

    that’s ri8.

    sarahandrew

    that’s great that u know 3 nice useful languages

    sarahandrew

hahahah firstly i didn’t understood the meaning of th joke,but later this made me laugh :)

pranvi

I don’t see anything that is called dirty. I think its time to we have to get uninhibited thought about sex.
By the way, I like this joke although I heard it before ( in my language). :)

Dat

nice lesson and also nice Joke thaaaaaaaanx

dinas

I like you, thank you, greetings from Poland!:)

Iwona

It is funny joke !Can you use other jokes ………..

jassim

Hi Jon,
by the way, why your name is writing Jon instead John. Sorry maybe my question is not so polite.
I am sure your lesson can not be possible without the dirty drawing which you created.

vadyml

LMAO !!!

Reggie

I really enjoyed this video and your funny joke! Since I knew this website I cannot stop watching it!

rodolfospanish

I got it first time.

AMD707

I like this joke.

mehmong

:D o0o0h it was wonderful lesson, And I still laughing for the joke :D :D

aida29

    1,2,3 n 4……. now u wont laugh entire year.

    lovekumar2050

Excellent One :)

celee

Lol,that’s what you get when you don’t share everting with your wife first. :p

Enrique

Here is one joke for the women problems at the doctor…

Woman got to the doctor for general examination. Doctor examines eyes, ears, hands, legs and at the end says:
“Now we need to check the small organ that puts women into a lot of trouble.”
Woman starts to undress and doctor says: “What ya doin’ I only want to see your tongue.”

alex

This is a very good lesson to learn about the joke in English.

wing

Great lesson, it was very funny and I learned some english at the same time..thanks so much Jon

argenis

ahahah,simply amazing Jon, I have learned a lot |)

sofiaa1993

Jon: That was a very smart and funny joke…
You did it pretty well

rodrigocruz

lmao!,thanks man,good looks

aseng

Very good concept to learn english. Better than a song. And you are quiet funny Jon. Thanks.

olivierdauphin

Thank you jon. I love the joke because it makes me laugh, but more importantly i love all the new words that i have learned from it.

Marc

nice joke hahahahahaha
and a nice way to learn english too
thanks teacher
you are my favorite

mahmoud

its interesting way to learn english…its fun and free

ahmadkamal

this joke more like anecdote :)))))))))))

macho

LOL… love it!

hejocokor

I’ve enjoyed the story a lot. Jon, could you make a lesson about some cool sex idioms and expressions?

romanbushev51

hahaha! I love dirt jokes like this! Tell us more!!

jorgeeduardo78

this man must have beaten his wife to death.

oldchildyy

Jon,
Very interesting point. Hard to understand to non native listeners.
Tank you

Marcio R Santos

Very funny):

Raigul

Good.Tell us more!!

Atef Ibrahim

Thanks

dryoyomama

(100)

Thank you Jon!!!

1,2,3 greate!!!! why d… 1,2 3.. for? :-(

arandasergio

I afraid account # 4 after 3 at night

Ayad Saeed

Hi Jon, I really would like you make a video about gym vocabulary, you know, for example exercise routine, diet and so on, thanks!

javyantony1@

One of the best lessons 1-2-3… º0º (Punch line)

Ivan David

67%

Abdul Qayum

1,2,3,4 to much explanations, hhahahahahaa

Alkin

You have come to Vietnam, haven’t you ? Do you enjoy it ? I’m a Vietnamese :3

hoangquyen1992

thanks Jon good lesson and it was funny performance

mahameed

It is funny. I think many were entertained.

giligulu

6/6 Good lessons!.

viacheslavkr

Ha,ha,ha,nice joke!

Iamhere.

anyone using LINE? invite my LINE :siregarhendra

siregarhendra

Great leason Jon! Thank you!

Caroline Pires Ayala

Man, I understood. I’m so proud of that! ahahah

Aires6

hahaha 100 %. He must call the whitch doctor and to change the “PASSWORD” immediately… hahaha

alpido24

I would love to hear more jokes from you, it is really funny way to learn, especially the part with explanation of punchline.

JacekD

Personally, I think you told the joke in a funny way.It’s a creative joke even if it’s simple.Such expressions are important to be learned, we’re always using them. As long as we’re not offending people, I think it’s ok. You did warn them. Thanks for the lesson!

Tiago de Souza da Silva

so pity …the man is….

Youngkil

Lol…I really enjoyed this lesson :D.

I’m a bad joke teller myself, but I don’t think you are!. In fact, I would have totally understood the joke even without the explanation mentioned at first.

Lulu11

I want to kill his wife hahahahaha hahahahahah

lotte.jolene

Thanks dear john for your effort I have learned (or learnt) well … really great job

heydar Ali

That was a great lesson! Very funny! It’s interesting to notice that this jokes works only in English! In my language, Portuguese, for example, it wouldn’t work At all

Renatateacher

I meant “joke works” and “at all” instead of “At all”.

Renatateacher

Thanks. It’s really cool to know more about a foreign culture. ;-)
Hint in turn: for russian students you can use the magic word “LOPATA” instead of “punch line”. Be sure, all the russians will natively get it, and they will know exactly when to laugh :-)

Konstantin

The joke is OK, but the suvtitles are wrong. Just listen…

Bergvolk

    subtitles (just typing error, lol)

    Bergvolk

Excellent !!! . . . it was a good joke.
Thanks

poweracs

Thats really funny

sunnylin

Great lesson! Thanks Jon xD

Luisfer

funny joke

Christel7

thanks jon !

luoyong6

i liked the Joke, thx

Fadelnaciri

hahaha it was good joke , i read once that there is another euphemism for ´having sex ´.. eh ´rumpy pumpy ´ i think

Elie.mah

Thank you Jon.

emrahbulduk

6 OUT 6 .. It did work … that’s the power of some arguments for learn real english!!

teckne

lol that was so funny XD

NadineA

LMAO !

eng.mervat

nice joke, thanks..

pinarrr80

bad joke but very useful to learn some new dirthy words in english

zouhair777

jajajaja thanks jon!

sofia2310

T^T I 4/6 it not very good

Minhchien7906

hahahaha! Thank you, Jon!!

JJulian

aaaw hahaha It cracks me up! but actually, that was sad. lol

NOA1991

Good lessons, but you are the teacher from Engivid that speaks more quickly. I am sorry but your joke is badly. Thanks for all.

capi007

Thank you Jon

Tyrion

Hey, Jon I really enjoy your teaching style. It’s very fun! Thank you for sharing the joke, and I do laugh at the end when the punchline comes!

Doris Pan

Thanks Jon for a good lesson!

Alex-1956

Hey Jon, very cool and funny, thank you and have a great time

Jacy

Hi Jon, thanx “4” the lesson, it made me laugh and learn. I o u 1. Best regards.

hectorpresa

Hi Jon, great way to learn the language! ;p

JoenF

Thank you Jon, a very creative way to learn English, indeed. Where do I find more jokes like this to learn English?

Donkey

Very funny

Daniel Brazil Protasio

Hi, Jon! Thanks a lot for funny lesson. But I have one concern – Why the penis in erected & unerected position is almost the same? Supposed to be a difference in 2-3 times)))

Sunny Voyager

For me, it was a good educational way to present a lesson. I appreciated.
Thank you John.

beernaard
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