Listening Comprehension – Learn English with dirty jokes

You’ve made my day… It was amazing and very educational at same time :P

Thank you so much!:)

Funny, but not very polite!!
You have the talent to deliver information do not do this nonsense again, / We love you Jon

Extremly unusual way of teaching. But it works. As well as I know even Shakespeare used some dirty jokes.

Ha ha ha i very enjoy this lesson it is a good idea to learn english

yeah I laughed good joke Jon. poor guy a whole year without sex. holycows. keep joking with more dirty jokes.

It is very good lesson.
Poor thing! That man had no sex during a year!!!
It’s terrible! We must not laugh!
We ought to cry!

HAHAHAHA. I understood all right! well done!

You are a great teacher in it short time I enjoyed with your classes, I would like receive more information and to be your pupil.
Sincerely.

Hi Jon! I did the quiz but I was wrong the second question beacause I answered the 3th (“the number ‘4’ and the preposition ‘for'”) instead of the 2nd… could you explain me why? thanks

Hahahahahahaha… Very good one Jon!

I don’t understand. Why does magic powder is called pun

if u didn’t have the explan after telling the joke, i’d not understanded why u laughing. Nice joke! Hope u have more story like that

ahahahah funny joke…poor man! ;)

I’m pretty sure that the answer for question number 2 should be “the number ‘4’ and the preposition ‘for'” and not “the magic powder”.
What do you think?

You performed better than the main role of the joke. (Ha~ha~)

it’s pretty good joke

can you please give us the subtitles of the conversition ??

Hi teachers, thanks a lot you’re wonderful, i really enjoyed the lessons very very much.

jon
nice very good joke

jon i think this is better way for learning english because many people get bored to continues learning so this joke will relax of our mind.

1,2,3 (is what) for??

that was interesting
thank you

Dear Mr. John!!!
That’s Nice Website Because I want to Learn English Lessons I Can Believe this Lesson Thats Really Good Work
Regards

ha,ha,ha

Who said that you can’t tell a joke? I laugh a lot….thanks teacher!

very good lesson

Dear Jon, I am an English teacher from NY having 50 years of experience teaching E. First of all, the story with your joke – is it an introduction to the course? If so, I believe you have killed it right away. What intelligent person will go on listening to the rubbish you presented! I have read the comments before posting mine. How low you should go to please an audience of this sort! Before showing up before a class a teacher MUST prepare himself or herself by at least looking up the definitions of the vocabulary he or she intends to introduce. Then a teacher has to respect the audience by carefully choosing the material, but not present a gross joke. You are more than welcome to respond, I will gladly share with you my ideas. You seem like a nice person. J.T.

ahahaha.
cool.. I loved

Praise be to God I do not need shaman

Thanks, it was great. Another example why we have to avoid ending sentences with prepositions.

Good

i like ur way john of teatching and i like the jock really the poor man but i’ll wait another more polite jock jhon tk u

hello mr jon i’m a new student if u accept me i liked this vid and the jock too but i’ll woit another one more polite u know and u’r just great and goodlooking ihope that won’t bother ur wife tk u so much jony

i love u jon
what a awesome personality u have
plz add me in facebook

Hello it’s joke doesn’t make sense. It ‘s about man who wants
His penis to get down during intercourse . Sexologist says
It’s regular ,everybody does. He doesn’t worry.

slick

hello, that’s a great joke, i’m waiting for another joke, thank you so much Mr., good luck, bye….

Hello Jon,
I love the way you teaching. Its truth when you said in Viet Nam, some woman said they go to pick up flower instead up im goinh to toilet. Its funny way. Im Vietnamese :)

It’s very funny. Thank you for making me laugh, hahaha. More than that, I can know more vocabulary that were new to me before. My vocabulary store is bigger a little bit now. I have a lesson after this story: tell your partner not to say or ask anything when performing, hahaha, that is not to waste the only time of the whole year.

It was a great and funny lesson or class.

Thanks for teaching us and give a wonder moment.

Go corinthians

I Didn’t Think I could to laugh a lot today. Thanks for that way to teach

I must confess your lesson caught me till the end. I wish all english teachers were so easy-going

I love the joke…was very funny the punchline…I laughed a lot. Thank you for your funny lesson. Please tell us more jokes. See you

I love the joke…was very funny the punchline…I laughed a lot. Thank you for your funny lesson. Please tell us more jokes. See you

Thanks JON ,I REALLY LIKE YOUR JOCK,AND YOUR WAY OF TEACHING .It’s work.Have a good one .I wanna go to pick up some flowers hahahaha.

thank

Awesome.

hahahhahah!!! good, nice one!

what’s the 1-3 for!!!

ha ha ha. good joke.
Please teach us more nice jokes.

hahahah firstly i didn’t understood the meaning of th joke,but later this made me laugh :)

I don’t see anything that is called dirty. I think its time to we have to get uninhibited thought about sex.
By the way, I like this joke although I heard it before ( in my language). :)

I like you, thank you, greetings from Poland!:)

It is funny joke !Can you use other jokes ………..

LMAO !!!

I got it first time.

Lol,that’s what you get when you don’t share everting with your wife first. :p

Here is one joke for the women problems at the doctor…

Woman got to the doctor for general examination. Doctor examines eyes, ears, hands, legs and at the end says:
“Now we need to check the small organ that puts women into a lot of trouble.”
Woman starts to undress and doctor says: “What ya doin’ I only want to see your tongue.”

This is a very good lesson to learn about the joke in English.

Thank you jon. I love the joke because it makes me laugh, but more importantly i love all the new words that i have learned from it.

nice joke hahahahahaha
and a nice way to learn english too
thanks teacher
you are my favorite